Driving back from the city giving a friend a ride, and what did I see? Pinko lights on top of the Hancock tower. They have red and green for Christmas, orange for Halloween, and pink for Memorial Day. Shame on my city. Shame on Mad Mayor Richie. I was born in Columbus Hospital by the lakeside in Lincoln Park. I am ashamed of my city. For all the men who have sacrificed their lives, this is what they get.
A commie code pinko spit in the face from the city that stinks. The city of Sickago. This is the confirmation that Sickago has gone completely liberal/regressive insane. I was going to move. But now I am determined to stay. Like a priest ministering to prostitutes in the brothel. I will see my city return to its' conservative roots. I will see Constitutional Republican Liberty flourish again in the heart of America, and be extended across our land and the world. The spread of the mental disorder of socialist/communist liberal/regressive pacifist appeasing weakness WILL NOT STAND! A good Memorial Day to all. God Bless America. . .

- Dick

www.mywingnut.com

I found an OUTSTANDING war flick. RESCUE DAWN. I recommend it highly. A GREAT Memorial day flick. It overflows with the true American spirit of victory over socialist/communist oppression. An inspiring saga of the will to escape the clutches of psychotic terrorism. To never give up. And it also shows the true spirit of honoring those that have sacrificed for us all. I dare you to keep a dry eye at the end.
And I thought Werner Herzog was a liberal? Go figure.

- Dick

The socialist communist staff at CNNSSR celebrated May Day with a day of hate-for-conservatives-Republicans-religious people-gun owners-filled festivities and the unveiling of a 40 foot tall cardboard cutout of Hussein Obama (disguised as Jesus Christ) in their headquarters lobby. All the legendary BIASED liberal/regressive™ mainstream media perpetraitors were there.

BIASED evil genius and BIASED founder of CNNSSR, Ted Turpid together with talking red-head Wolf Ditzer, BIASED anchor of THE FABRICATION ROOM, presided over commie pinko fun and games along with their guest of honor, Googlie CEO, Eric Shmuk.

Larry Shwing was also there to BIASLY promote his renown BIASED talk show. Unfortunately, the self-hating Jewish talk show host fell into a coma in the corner, and nobody could revive him. Then everyone realized he had just fallen asleep like he always does in the middle of an interview.

Andyscandies Cooper showed up with his latest boyfriend. The host of Andyscandies Cooper 369° was preceding each of his mingling intros with “I AM NOT JEWISH!” as he pinched his boyfriend’s cheek.

Jack Dafferty was seen stumbling around in a half-drunken stupor mumbling to himself, “dam bush - dam cheney”. Obviously in a deep depressive funk over not having Conservative Republicans in Washington to kick around anymore. He’ll have to be satisfied with hating religious people, gun owners, and the Chinese people.

Soldoutdaddy O’Brien and Reek Sancheez, BIASED anchors of CNNSSR Worldcrib and CNNSSR Bullroom were manning the BIASED bleeding heart liberal/regressive™ table and taking contributions for “Friends of Frik and Frak” - Hussein Obama’s kids. The bulk of the charity money will then go to whoever can eliminate and silence Rush Limbaugh, Bill O”Reilly, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Brent Bozell, Laura Ingraham, Matt Drudge, and William F. Buckley. Wataminute, they don’t have HIM to kick around anymore either, do they?? Of course, they would never think of condemning or even reporting on the countless number of hate-speech attacks from the pathologically MESHUGA liberal/regressive™ media - but n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! It’s HANDS OFF:
HE DAILY KOZ, KEITH OLDBERMAN, THE HUFFINGTON POST, BILL MAHER, CHRIS MATTHEWS, MICHAEL MOORE, RACHEL MADDOW, AL FRANKEN, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Osama Bin Laden (I thought I’d just include a couple of their heroes). Their biased hate-speech against Conservatives, Republicans, Religious people and gun owners will be protected by their beloved “Saint” Hussein Obama and his fascist anti-free speech dictatorial legislation being rammed through Congress and the Senate.

And of course, BIASED Iranian Christiane Amarzipan was there, representing the European and British bureaus. CNNSSR has closed their Middle Eastern bureau, as they don’t want anyone knowing the truth of what is going on there. All their reporting on the Middle East will now be done from a Universal Movie Studios back lot. According to BIASED CNNSSR, the official status of the Middle East is that Israel is a war-mongering despotic empire, and Saudi Arabia, Syria, Pakistan, and Iran are peace loving nations that are taken advantage of and exploited by the evil empires of the greedy, money hungry United States and Israel. By the way, she was sporting the latest in burka fashion from the Middel East. Even though women do not wear burkas in Iran, she wants to be the first, in anticipation of Ackmadinawhackjob allowing Taliban and Al Qaeda rule in her home country.

Last and also least, Jeannie Mensch made an apperance, bringing up her BIASED rear and had everyone roaring with laughter. Of course, not as much laughter as her fans have enjoyed over the years with her BIASED liberal/regressive™ reports on the weirdo side of life. Never failing to take a cheap shot at Conservatives, Republicans, Religious people or gun owners at least once during her BIASED reports, she has reported on everything from two headed mayors of San Fransicko and peanut-brained hippies to blind, hairy palmed liberal/regressive™ bloggers and infomercial actors without souls.

The May Day festivities were concluded with kissing the butt of Premier Hussein Obama’s cardboard cutout and a candle light group sing of “Imagine”, “Kumbaya”, and “GIMN SOVETSKOGO SOYUZA” - the former Soviet Union national hymn. There wasn’t a dry eye, or a clear conscience in the house.

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FIBBER PELOSI AND KATIE
The psychotic interview of the month of February had to be Katie Couric and Nancy Pelosi giggling over Fearless Leader Hussein Obama beginning military cuts as Pakistan allows Taliban Islamic Law and Ahmadinewackjob “silences opposition in Iran”. The two were heard to cackle off microphone, “This is the end of America’s evil reign, for sure! TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!”

TWO PSYCHOS IN SEARCH OF A VICTIM
This month’s psychotic interview award goes to Keith Oldbladderman and Jeaneen Garaflaplo in a twin-psycho-rant extravaganza in which they accused all conservatives and Republicans of being evil gun-toting racist war mongering inferior uneducated haters who only want to destroy all the totally innocent saintly peace-loving superior genius liberal and progressive intellectuals. Miss Garaplaflo commented that these evil conservative wingnut Republican types engage in activities protected by that evil first amendment that can only result in DEATHS.

Is she including the activities of the liberal and progressive socialist/communist left in the late sixties and early seventies which resulted in the premature withdrawal of the American military from Viet Nam, which resulted in the DEATHS of MILLIONS of innocent people in Cambodia? HMMMMM... Oh yeah, and she couldn’t have been referring to the thousands of psychotic liberal left-wing progressive-types all over the world who have gunned down and bombed countless numbers of innocent men, women and children over the years in the name of their socialist/communist-type agenda to take over the world. Oldblabberdam agreed with a flurry of his teeny tiny wads he likes to throw at the camera. (When you KNOW he’d really rather be throwing bullets!) Don’t you just LOVE those “peace-loving” liberal/regressives™, who accuse you of war-mongering hatred and evil, and then turn right around and throw a bomb in your grandmother’s Hover Round wheel chair, without skipping a beat? Groovy, baby!! CAN YOU SAY, “HYPOCRISY PERSONIFIED??!!”

Come on! Everyone knows liberal/regressives™ INVENTED disrespectful cruelty, ridicule, intimidation and even violence towards anyone who resembles white “conservative types”, or religious people and who don’t think like they do. And don’t forget about those DEATHS of innocent people at the hands of liberal/regressives™ that have occurred down through the years. The hateful war-mongering vast liberal/regressives™ mainstream media industrial complex has DECLARED WAR on the peace-through-strength-loving moral, conservative and religious families of the Heartland of this great nation! Their main weapon? That’s right, you guessed it. YES! PATCHOULI OIL! And leading the charge is their b-ball brained left-wingnut fearless leader, Hussein Obama! They are doing everything they can to insure the perpetuation of their fearless leader’s place in history as a DIVIDER and not a UNITER! Hey, howabout THAT one? EH? Take a little of THAT - there! How about a little of THAT??!! Huh? HAH!!

THIS MONTH AT THE MOVIES
Jeaneenee Gargleappelo has escaped from her rubber room at the Gateways Mental Health Center again and has announced that shooting has just started on her new flick, “I CRAWLED UNDER THE KOO-KOO’S NEST”. It chronicles the life of psychotic radical left wingnut terrorist leader of the underground ZAGNUT army, Willie Fahrttes. Garpallo is no stranger to playing a male role. She actually thought she was a little boy until the age of 25. Mr. Fahrttes has since cut his hair and is now producing and directing films in Hollyweird. His latest production, entitled, “V IS FOR VIAGRA” is a future-fictional romp intended to brainwash the American people into forgetting the “V” actually stands for VICTORY. Mr. Fahrttes claims that, “We must indoctrinate our potentially fellow comrades that we must not be victorious over our psychotic fundamentalist Islamic terrorist enemies. There is no victory, there is no war, there are no terrorists, there are no enemies, there is no fundamentalism, there are no psychotics, there is no Islam, there are no double-bacon cheeseburgers. There is only Viagra.” Mr. Fahrttes has always sported a moustache. Much to the relief of Miss Garapablo’s make-up crew, she already has one. I even hear that Miss Gragaplopaloo has a poster of Ol Uncle Joe Stalin taped to the ceiling of her studio lot trailer just above her bed. - YUK! I am NOT responsible for the disgusting and despicable visual imagery that goes along with THAT one! YIKES!! IF THIS TRAILER’S VIBRATING, DON’T BOTHER REGURGITATING!

NEXT MONTH:
MSNBC ANNOUNCES THE RAUNCHY LAUNCHING OF THE NEW NBC ENTERTAINMENT CABLE/SATELLITE VENUE -

ANOTHER COMMIE-CRANKER FROM OLIVER STONE

As with the usual Stone fare, this one’s about how the evil military produces nothing but psychotic baby-killing monsters. Yes it’ll be a cold day in Hollyweird hell when a film is made that profoundly and dramatically highlights the heroic actions of our honorable and brave fighting men and women (whom, by the way, are in the majority) in the Middle East, the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Operation Iraqi Freedom in a positive and patriotically inspiring way. And the bad guy terrorists will always be portrayed as Germans, Fundamentalist Baptist Christians or cartoon mice from New Jersey. Don’t want to offend our nice, quiet psychotic Muslim terrorist neighbors, now do we??

“BIG UGLY FAT BODY OF LIES” HITS PRODUCTION

The unpleasantly and morbidly obese but hateable Moorester has started racking up another one for liberal/regressive™ commie-pinkos everywhere. We have exclusive rights to notes scribbled by Moore himself on discarded jelly doughnut wrappers, obtained at great risk to life and limb by a brave Peeps reporter. The sticky stationery revealed Moore’s plans to film good-hearted capitalist conservative business men and women (whom, by the way, are in the majority) making large sums of money and donating much of it to faith-based charitable organizations, and in many cases directly to the sick and poor, thus eliminating the need for big government control of peoples lives. . . - - - NOT!!!!!!! Yes, he WILL be concentrating once again on the MINORITY of bad boy CEOs and Wall Street crooks and bad apples that screwed us all again and ruined it for everybody. As with Betrayer Stone and his Hollyweird Wacko ILK, forever ignoring the great MAJORITY of honest and ethically sound American heroes who struggle and work hard every day for the success of the conservative capitalist ideal of liberty and freedom for all through financial independence and security, the TRADITIONAL American way by EARNING it and not TAKING it through communist socialist redistribution of wealth. Once again proving that the mainstream liberal/regressive™ media in entertainment and news hate capitalism, property, liberty, freedom, TRUE independence, America, and most of all, they hate themselves.

ED ASNER ADDRESSES THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY

It seems that Ed Asner (of PT Barnum and Bailey Circus fame - circa 1860) has a well kept secret. It’s no less than a PHD in economics from Harvard. Asner states, “Glorious Fearless Leader Hussein will create a new government bureau modeled after the INS, IRS, the USPS, and the BHOBS called the NOWBM, which will have as it’s only purpose to tell the American people when to take a dump. Which is something I’ve been personally lobbying for since my first Alzheimer's attack. I need all the help in that department I can get!” Asner added, “Claims that government offices across the nation have been unable even to repair broken public restroom door locks is just another part of the evil right wingnut capitalist pig conspiracy! Our glorious government is not made up of a bunch of bumbling, inept, bean-counting pencil-pushing moronic bureaucrats! It just seems that way.” Old Ed’s appointment with the U.N. will coincide with the celebration of his 189th birthday. When asked what he attributes his longevity to, he replied, “Kicking the crap out of at least one capitalist pig conservative and a Republican a day.” The U.N. reports that it may have trouble accommodating Mr. Asner’s coffin, which he needs with him at all times to hold one of his feet as well as half of his brain, which has been totally dysfunctional since the year 1915.

DEBUT OF THE NEW NATIONAL FILM BUREAU OF ACADEMY AWARDS PRESENTATION

It was a glorious night, comrades! Now that Hollyweird has been nationalized and all those evil independent capitalist pig studios have been eliminated and conglomerated into one glorious national film bureau studio, one film took all the awards. The film is titled, THE AUDACITY OF OUR GLORIOUS FEARLESS LEADER, SAINT HUSSEIN OBAMA, AND HOW WE MUST KISS HIS BUTT AT LEAST TWICE A DAY!” The film chronicles the love affair between Commissar Hussein and the mainstream liberal/regressive™ media. In honor of the occasion, the former evil capitalist pig Kodak Theater has been transformed into the new glorious HUSSEIN PEOPLES THEATER. The original set designer, having protested this glorious transformation, was last seen cutting and filling ice holes in one of our glorious new Gulags for evil capitalist pig conservatives in far northern Canada. Also, in honor of our new glorious Fearless Leader’s appointment to Commissar General of The New Glorious United People’s Socialist States of Amerika, a new awards statue was created for the presentation event. Naming it the HUSSCAR, we simply took the old evil capitalist pig Oscar head off the old statue, and stuck on a new head bearing the likeness of Commissar Hussein himself. When asked to comment on the new awards statue at his first press conference, Commissar Hussein replied, “Today Hollyweird, tomorrow - Mt. Rushmore!!” Immediately after which all the evil capitalist pig conservative reporters in the room were taken out and shot.

COVER STORY: FEARLESS LEADER AND FAMILY MOVES IN TO THE RED HOUSE

Yes, that’s right! One of the first interior design changes of the Commissar Lady was actually an EXTERIOR design change, painting the White House glorious commie RED. Also, word has it that Commissar Hussein’s plan to add a basketball court to the Red House is just a cover up for the installation of an interrogation chamber underneath the B-ball court. The chamber will be used for the “questioning” of evil capitalist pig conservatives and Republicans. One of the methods considered is repeatedly bouncing a basketball off the head of the conservative pig interrogate-ee by the interogate-or and subjecting the subject to constant, loud hip-hop rap crap noise, mostly Pee Diddy. The little munchky daughters, Frik and Frak, are also being indoctrinated into the new swang of thangs around the Red House. Their orders are to read their little red books from cover to cover at least twice a day, or no organic yogurt for dessert! More next month on the glorious move-in.

                                                                                                                           - Dick

KARL MARX
The mother of all liberal/regressive™ anti-heroes. Thanks to Vlad Lenin and Ol’ Uncle Joe Stalin for proving all of Marx’s ideas WRONG! Too bad millions of innocent people had to be murdered in cold blood in the process. OH well, chalk up another one for liberal/regressives™.

CHE GUEVARA
Cowardly psychotic mass murderer. He actually only killed a couple of people, even then, only when he had thugs backing him up. But was responsible, indirectly, for the deaths of many, many more innocent men, women and children. This is the monster your kids take pride in wearing T-shirts with his image on them.

JOHN LENNON
OK, he was a great rocker. But that’s about it. One of the most guilty of contributing to the brainwashing of the world into thinking that blowing kisses and flowers can stop psychotic terrorists from killing you. And one of the most accomplished, in the end, in proving himself WRONG. Darling pet of liberal/regressives™ everywhere.

MAHATMA GHANDI
Liberal/regressives™, who generally only remember him for his campaign against British colonialism in India and his advocacy of non-violence (which, by the way resulted in the creation of now-nuclear-bomb-ready-Pakistan) totally ignore the facts that he was actually also a crank, a mystic, sexual pervert, and a racist.

BILL CLINTON
Let’s see - taking credit for Reagan’s economic policies creating the surplus, letting Osama slip through his fingers, letting Yasser Arafat run the most humiliating CON in history on him, NOT having sex with THAT woman, etc., etc., etc. . .

JIMMY CARTER
Let’s see, the biggest anti-semitic loser since Adolf Hitler. And oh, yes - HE is the worst president in history.

More Anti-Heroes coming each month.

Suggestions for Anti-Heroes welcome.

Email me.

                                                       - Dick

THE WORKING POOR
At the top of the list are all the unsung Americans who get up and go to work every morning to provide for themselves and their families in spite of being over taxed and under paid. These unbelievably strong souls refuse to sponge off the American taxpayer, rejecting the socialist welfare system for their own good old fashioned blood, sweat and tears. To all those who flip burgers, deliver pizzas, clean toilets, and all the other low paying dirty jobs that most AMERICANS don’t want to do and that haven’t been STOLEN, YET, by illegal aliens, we salute you!

THE AMERICAN SOLDIER
Every brave soul (man AND woman) since the Revolutionary War that has sacrificed part or all of their lives so that we all have been able to enjoy the freedoms and liberties that can only truly exist in a Democratic Republic.

GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON
Ike was great, but without old blood and guts pushing the American force up from Africa through Italy and then France, into Germany and up Adolf’s butt, the Russkies would probably have enslaved ALL of Europe for 45 years.

GENERAL DOUGLAS MacARTHUR
They would probably be speaking Japanese today in at the very least Hawaii, if it hadn’t been for his leadership in the Pacific in WWII. And if it hadn’t been for that idiot Truman (whose only smart act as President was to drop the big one to save MILLIONS of lives, Japanese AND American) canning the Big Mac before he could finish with North Korea, ALL of Korea would be a free Democracy today.

SENATOR JOSEPH R. McCARTHY
You can say what you want, positive or negative, about the man. But one things for sure, he was RIGHT about COMMUNISM AND COMMUNISTS. Consider the Verona intercepts, declassified by the Russian government after the fall of the Soviet Union, which list many of Joseph McCarthy’s victims as having been on the Soviet payroll at the time McCarthy was raising concerns about their Communist affiliations while they were working in sensitive U.S. government positions.

JOHN WAYNE
He had his good years and bad years. But through it all, The Duke represented all that was good and noble about America and Americans from the late 19th through the mid 20th centuries.

More TRUE HEROES coming each month.
Suggestions for TRUE HEROES welcome.
Email me.

                                                - Dick

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Now that glorious peoples haveink made decision to appointink imperial majesty Saint Husseinskia Obamink as beeink first glorious Grand Commissar of regimesky New Peoples Republic Union of Socialist States of Imperial America (New R.U.S.S.I.A.) empaire, vee commies pinkos REALLY cuttink loose!!

WHAT FEARLESS LEADER IS NEEDINK TO DO:

10. ROUNDINK UP ALL DISGUSTINK, DISPIKABLINK, SMALL BRAINEDINK AMERIKANSKY REPUBLIKANINK KAPITALISTIK PEEG CONSERVATIVESKY AND SENDINK THEM TO WORKINK KAMPS TO BE MAKINK WRITINK ON BLACKINKBOARD ONE MILLIONSKY TIMES - “I SUPPORTINK REGRESSINK TO DISMALLYSKY FAILED SOCIALISTIK, COMMUNISTIK SYSTEMSKY OF GOVERNMENT.” THOSE THAT BE REFUSINK, AS PUNISHMENTS VILL BEINK FORCED TO LISTENINK TO ALL BOGUSINSKY SPEECHES OF WORST PRESIDENTINK EVER, DEMOKRATSKY ANTI-SEMETSKY JIMMINSKIA KARTER, WITH GRATEFUL DEADSKIA CRAPSKY BEEINK IN BACKGROUND.
9. INVITINK CHEEKSIE DEECKS, BARBRANDA STREISANDSKIA, OPRAHSKY WINFRINK, BRUCINKSIA SPRINGSTINK, DUHVID LETTERMANSKIA, AND BONO - TO IMPLEMENTATIONSKY PARTY, AFTER INAUGURATIONSKY, BEEINK THAT CELEBRATION FOR BEEGINNINK OF GLORIOUS AGES OF NEW R.U.S.S.I.A. HUSSEINKIA OBAMINK REGIME.
8. ELIMINATINK SEPARATIONSKY OF CHURCHINK AND STATESKY BY ELIMINATINK ALL CHURCHINKS AND SYNAGOGSKIES, BUT KEEPING ALL MOSQUESKIES. CHURCHINKS AND SYNAGOGSKIES VILL BEEINK CONDVERTED INTO GLORIOUS TEMPLES OF “GIRLSKIA NEXT DOORSKY”.
7. LIQUIDATING ALL CONSERVATIVESKY MEDIA RADIOSKY AND T.V.INK, ESPECIALLY DEGENERATESKY FOXSKIA NEWSKY, FORCING THEM TO BEEINK BROADCASTINK NOTHINK BUT HIP-HOP RAP CRAPSKY VIDEOSKIES 24/7SKY.
6. MAKEINK COMEDYINK CENTRALSKY OFFICIALSKY MEDIA OUTLINK OF GLORIOUS COMMISSAR HUSSEINSKIA OBAMINK, BEEINK WHY BECAUSE HIS REGIMESKY BEEINK ONE BIK JOKESKY.
5. MAKINK INSTITUTIONSKY OF MARRIAGE AVAILABLINK TO ALL OTHER DEVIATIONSKY OF SAME SEXESKY, SPECIESKY, ORGANIC SUBSTANCESKY, AND IMANIMATE OBJECTSKY. IT BEINK BECAUSE, DON’T THE DOGSKY LOVE THE SAMESKY AS THE QUEERSKY??
4. MAKINK MOOSE AND SQURREL POSTHUMOUSLINK OFFICIALSKY ENEMIESKY OF STATESKY, ROUNDING UP ALL POPULATIONSKY OF SURVIVING MOOSES AND SQUIRRELSKIES AND MAKING ONE BIK ROAD KILLSKY STEWSKY.
3. BEINK TO TAXINK ALL HARD WORKINK SLOBSKIES TRYINK TO COMPETESKY WITH BIK CHEESKIES IN BIZNESSKIES CLEARINK FIELD FOR ALL BIK CHEESKIES TO STAYINK BIG CEESKIES AND POOR HARD WORKINK SLOBSKIES TO STAYING POOR SLOBSKIES. A PLACE BEEINK TO EVERYONESKY AND EVERYONSKY STAYINK IN YOUR LOUSIES PLACESKY!! THEN TAKING TAXES MONEY FROM POOR SLOBSKIES AND GIVING IT TO POORER SLOBKSIES NOT WORKINK SO THEY BEEINK DEPENDENT ON GLORIOUS REGIMESKY, KEEPINK NOT WORKINK AND NOT LIFTINK THEMSELVES UP TO HIGHER LEVEL OF DEGENERATESKY UPPER KLASSKY KAPITALISTIK PEEGS, SO WHO KAN KEEPINK ALL KAPATILISTIK PEEG SLOP REWARDSKIES FOR THEMSELVES.
2. REACHING OUTINK COMMRADESHIPSKY TOINK ALL TERRORISTINKS AND DICTATORSHIPSINKS AND ADMITINK TO THEM IT BEEINK ALL OUR AMERIKANSKY FAULTSKY YOU LIKEINK TO KILLING PEOPLES EVERYWHERESKY. SO KOME AND KILLINK US ALLKY IN SPIRITSKY OF PEACENINK BEEINK AT ANY OF COSTINK!! IN WORDSKY OF GLORIOUS PHILOSOPHINATOR, “COME ON, I’M HERE! KILL ME! I'M HERE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? I’M HERE! COME KILL ME! COME ON! I'M HERE! KILL ME!!”
1. MAKINK THE MOTTO OF NEW GLORIOUS R.U.S.S.I.A. EMPAIRE, “BEINK CAREFULSKY WAHT IS YOU WISHINK FOR, BECAUSESKY, BOOBIESKY - YOU GOT IT!!” KKHA-A-A-A - KKHA - KKHA - KKHA - KKHA - KKHA - KKHA-A-A-A-A!!

- Jakoff

I am offering a reward of a heavily used dart board with Keith Oberman’s face on it for any information leading to the I.D. of Anonymous Al. We all have our anonymous Als, don’t we? You know, those cowardly creeps who leave offensive replies to our postings and don’t have the cojones to leave an email or blog contact to reply to his reply. My personal anonymous Al is a gutless wonder who left an offensive reply on one of my blog posts without any links to a blog, site, or email. Al sounds like one of Hussein’s bitter Obamabots, clinging to their little red books or Playboy magazines or whatever it is that they believe in, and their bongs. They will just never acknowledge all the great things President Bush has done for this country. But History will. Just wait. For reference, see my blog - DICK DOPER - RANTORAMA TOO @ Townhall.com - my state, Illinois. The posting: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR TRUE HAPPINESS. TOMORROW THE LIBERAL/REGRESSIVE™ SOCIALIST COMMUNIST DUMMYCRATS GET EVEN. I can only assume one of two possibilities. Al is either a  northern neo-con repiglican, notorious for bigoted hatred of lower-middle class Republican conservatives. Or, he is one of the infamous liberal/regressive™ socialist communist dummycrats gang. He probably resembles one of the miscreants pictured above, and could actually BE one of them. So watch your back. Al is spineless, but dangerous. You might bust a gut laughing uproariously at him and his rhetorically retarded remarks.

Here is his reply to my posting:

Tuesday, November, 04, 2008 11:28 PM
Al writes:
GOP now White Trash Party!!!
With New England now not having a single GOP member in the House, makes the South solidly the only Red area. Why not change the name of the Party to the White Trash Party. Why be ashamed?
GOP now White Trash Party!!!
With New England now not having a single GOP member in the House, makes the South solidly the only Red area. Why not change the name of the Party to the White Trash Party. Why be ashamed?

Whoever he is, his bigoted, prejudiced hateful disdain for other people is the primary reason there is going to be a far-left wingnut in the White House. Hey Al, maybe we should now call the dummycrat party the BLACK trash party. How does that sound, huh? Oh yeah, let’s all look down on people who follow NASCAR races and speak with a southern accent. Let’s all spit on people who watch professional wrestling and eat Twinkies. Let’s all shun people who go to monster truck competitions and read comic books. Better yet, let’s round up all the comic books and burn them in the town square, and then round up all the “white trash” and send them to the gas chambers. Hey Al, isn’t that what you really want? Isn’t that what would make you REALLY happy? And that goes for those upper class neo-con repiglicans, too. I can understand this kind of hatred coming from the dummycrat left, but it’s very sad to see how this kind of disdainful arrogance has also divided conservatives within the Republican party. The dummycrat left has somehow found a way to unite itself in spite of this. Perhaps that’s the only way one party CAN be united - by feeding off of the division of the other. But the absolute worst thing about the whole situation is that it’s so serious, even I couldn’t find one humorous thing to say about it. Sad, very sad.

So howaboutit, Al? Are you willing to come back with some righteous form of contact; email address, blog, rock location, something - anything? Or are you just some poor pathetic cowardly weasel who doesn’t have the guts for a little back and forth? Consider yourself BOOTED, you bogus scumbag! Are you going to throw down like a man, or just go through the rest of your measly life with my boot up your butt? (either way, PLEASE, keep the boot!) I’m waiting... Al.

A wise old man once said, “Put a frog in boiling water and it will jump right out. But put a frog in cold water with a fire under it, and the frog will sit there and slowly boil to death.” The frog is us, and the boiling water was September 11th, 2001. But the waters have grown cold, and the fire is slowly heating again. But we’re not frogs, are we? There have been many warnings of the coming apocalypse over the past months, years, decades, and centuries. We are blessed, or very lucky to have them. But are we the kind of people to take heed of these warnings of the future, or even at least, the warnings of History? These days people don’t seem to be paying much attention to them. Forget about Fox News. Doesn’t anybody out there watch the History Channel? There’s another old saying, “Those that fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it.”

There was once a man who was responsible for the deaths of over 6 million people and called it social improvement. That man was the second great anti-Christ, Adolf Hitler. Today, I believe, if Hussein Obama is elected, HIS “social improvement” programs will only pave the way for the weakening of this country, and the world. THAT will make it possible for the third great anti-Christ, Mabus, now lurking in the Russo/European country of Magog to rise up and be responsible for many many many more than 6 million deaths. Don’t think that’s funny? Well it’s not. And if you DO think it’s funny, you’ll probably be the one of the first to go. And to all you God-blessed atheists out there, well, you’re already gone.

Gotta inject at least SOME funny here: By the way, did anybody notice that Hussein Obama sounded a lot like Jon Kerry? The same irritating monotone, arrogant, condescending, boring blathering. How anyone can raise that to the level of rock star? Excuse me, try the level of something you’d find under that rock. Could it be? Could Barak Hussein Obama actually be Jon Kerry in black face?? Has anyone seen or heard from Kerry lately? Hmmmmmmm...
The bottom line is, how could anyone have voted for someone whose first name sounds like a cartoon belch? ie.: BA-A-A-A-R-R-R-R-R-A-A-A-A-CK!!! Excuse YOU.

So now it looks like the disastrous Carter/Clinton policies have won the day once again. Those policies being; weakening the poor and unemployed by making them dependent on socialist welfare, weakening and degrading American health care by imposing a nationalized bureaucratic/government controlled health insurance system on us, weakening our economy by imposing more government control and regulation, and weakening our national security by reducing the standing and respect of our military in the world by taking away it’s funding and appeasing terrorists and dictators.  And thanks to everyone who voted for Hussein Obama, and DIDN’T vote for John McCain, today is the last day for true value of property, true capitalist prosperity, true freedom of speech, true national security, and true autonomous liberty,  and true happiness. Tomorrow, the liberal/regressive™ socialist communist dummycrats GET EVEN! Congratulations, America! You’ve scored a BIG one for the son of satan. Thank you for making the United States a communist-socialist country. And GOD HELP US – IT’S AN OBAMANATION! See you at the apocalypse.

Trained as a trial lawyer full of spin and rhetorical  zigs and zags and lies, Hussein Obama’s daily rants deserve an answer from the Heartland. So it is with great parody we present. . .

In the latest dictatorial blabbering from Hussein Obama, he tells us that those who criticize his policies of wealth distribution through socialist/communist welfare are SELFISH! Well it seems that any government that makes the poor and unemployed dependent on social welfare, and consequently unable or unwilling to get a job and support themselves, thus empowering themselves, and raising themselves up by their own bootstraps, are the selfish ones. That means YOU, Mr, Hussein Obama - the great humanitarian?? HAH!