FIBBER PELOSI AND KATIE
The psychotic interview of the month of February had to be Katie Couric and Nancy Pelosi giggling over Fearless Leader Hussein Obama beginning military cuts as Pakistan allows Taliban Islamic Law and Ahmadinewackjob “silences opposition in Iran”. The two were heard to cackle off microphone, “This is the end of America’s evil reign, for sure! TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!”

TWO PSYCHOS IN SEARCH OF A VICTIM
This month’s psychotic interview award goes to Keith Oldbladderman and Jeaneen Garaflaplo in a twin-psycho-rant extravaganza in which they accused all conservatives and Republicans of being evil gun-toting racist war mongering inferior uneducated haters who only want to destroy all the totally innocent saintly peace-loving superior genius liberal and progressive intellectuals. Miss Garaplaflo commented that these evil conservative wingnut Republican types engage in activities protected by that evil first amendment that can only result in DEATHS.

Is she including the activities of the liberal and progressive socialist/communist left in the late sixties and early seventies which resulted in the premature withdrawal of the American military from Viet Nam, which resulted in the DEATHS of MILLIONS of innocent people in Cambodia? HMMMMM... Oh yeah, and she couldn’t have been referring to the thousands of psychotic liberal left-wing progressive-types all over the world who have gunned down and bombed countless numbers of innocent men, women and children over the years in the name of their socialist/communist-type agenda to take over the world. Oldblabberdam agreed with a flurry of his teeny tiny wads he likes to throw at the camera. (When you KNOW he’d really rather be throwing bullets!) Don’t you just LOVE those “peace-loving” liberal/regressives™, who accuse you of war-mongering hatred and evil, and then turn right around and throw a bomb in your grandmother’s Hover Round wheel chair, without skipping a beat? Groovy, baby!! CAN YOU SAY, “HYPOCRISY PERSONIFIED??!!”

Come on! Everyone knows liberal/regressives™ INVENTED disrespectful cruelty, ridicule, intimidation and even violence towards anyone who resembles white “conservative types”, or religious people and who don’t think like they do. And don’t forget about those DEATHS of innocent people at the hands of liberal/regressives™ that have occurred down through the years. The hateful war-mongering vast liberal/regressives™ mainstream media industrial complex has DECLARED WAR on the peace-through-strength-loving moral, conservative and religious families of the Heartland of this great nation! Their main weapon? That’s right, you guessed it. YES! PATCHOULI OIL! And leading the charge is their b-ball brained left-wingnut fearless leader, Hussein Obama! They are doing everything they can to insure the perpetuation of their fearless leader’s place in history as a DIVIDER and not a UNITER! Hey, howabout THAT one? EH? Take a little of THAT - there! How about a little of THAT??!! Huh? HAH!!

THIS MONTH AT THE MOVIES
Jeaneenee Gargleappelo has escaped from her rubber room at the Gateways Mental Health Center again and has announced that shooting has just started on her new flick, “I CRAWLED UNDER THE KOO-KOO’S NEST”. It chronicles the life of psychotic radical left wingnut terrorist leader of the underground ZAGNUT army, Willie Fahrttes. Garpallo is no stranger to playing a male role. She actually thought she was a little boy until the age of 25. Mr. Fahrttes has since cut his hair and is now producing and directing films in Hollyweird. His latest production, entitled, “V IS FOR VIAGRA” is a future-fictional romp intended to brainwash the American people into forgetting the “V” actually stands for VICTORY. Mr. Fahrttes claims that, “We must indoctrinate our potentially fellow comrades that we must not be victorious over our psychotic fundamentalist Islamic terrorist enemies. There is no victory, there is no war, there are no terrorists, there are no enemies, there is no fundamentalism, there are no psychotics, there is no Islam, there are no double-bacon cheeseburgers. There is only Viagra.” Mr. Fahrttes has always sported a moustache. Much to the relief of Miss Garapablo’s make-up crew, she already has one. I even hear that Miss Gragaplopaloo has a poster of Ol Uncle Joe Stalin taped to the ceiling of her studio lot trailer just above her bed. - YUK! I am NOT responsible for the disgusting and despicable visual imagery that goes along with THAT one! YIKES!! IF THIS TRAILER’S VIBRATING, DON’T BOTHER REGURGITATING!

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