I am offering a reward of a heavily used dart board with Keith Oberman’s face on it for any information leading to the I.D. of Anonymous Al. We all have our anonymous Als, don’t we? You know, those cowardly creeps who leave offensive replies to our postings and don’t have the cojones to leave an email or blog contact to reply to his reply. My personal anonymous Al is a gutless wonder who left an offensive reply on one of my blog posts without any links to a blog, site, or email. Al sounds like one of Hussein’s bitter Obamabots, clinging to their little red books or Playboy magazines or whatever it is that they believe in, and their bongs. They will just never acknowledge all the great things President Bush has done for this country. But History will. Just wait. For reference, see my blog - DICK DOPER - RANTORAMA TOO @ Townhall.com - my state, Illinois. The posting: TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR TRUE HAPPINESS. TOMORROW THE LIBERAL/REGRESSIVE™ SOCIALIST COMMUNIST DUMMYCRATS GET EVEN. I can only assume one of two possibilities. Al is either a  northern neo-con repiglican, notorious for bigoted hatred of lower-middle class Republican conservatives. Or, he is one of the infamous liberal/regressive™ socialist communist dummycrats gang. He probably resembles one of the miscreants pictured above, and could actually BE one of them. So watch your back. Al is spineless, but dangerous. You might bust a gut laughing uproariously at him and his rhetorically retarded remarks.

Here is his reply to my posting:

Tuesday, November, 04, 2008 11:28 PM
Al writes:
GOP now White Trash Party!!!
With New England now not having a single GOP member in the House, makes the South solidly the only Red area. Why not change the name of the Party to the White Trash Party. Why be ashamed?
GOP now White Trash Party!!!
With New England now not having a single GOP member in the House, makes the South solidly the only Red area. Why not change the name of the Party to the White Trash Party. Why be ashamed?

Whoever he is, his bigoted, prejudiced hateful disdain for other people is the primary reason there is going to be a far-left wingnut in the White House. Hey Al, maybe we should now call the dummycrat party the BLACK trash party. How does that sound, huh? Oh yeah, let’s all look down on people who follow NASCAR races and speak with a southern accent. Let’s all spit on people who watch professional wrestling and eat Twinkies. Let’s all shun people who go to monster truck competitions and read comic books. Better yet, let’s round up all the comic books and burn them in the town square, and then round up all the “white trash” and send them to the gas chambers. Hey Al, isn’t that what you really want? Isn’t that what would make you REALLY happy? And that goes for those upper class neo-con repiglicans, too. I can understand this kind of hatred coming from the dummycrat left, but it’s very sad to see how this kind of disdainful arrogance has also divided conservatives within the Republican party. The dummycrat left has somehow found a way to unite itself in spite of this. Perhaps that’s the only way one party CAN be united - by feeding off of the division of the other. But the absolute worst thing about the whole situation is that it’s so serious, even I couldn’t find one humorous thing to say about it. Sad, very sad.

So howaboutit, Al? Are you willing to come back with some righteous form of contact; email address, blog, rock location, something - anything? Or are you just some poor pathetic cowardly weasel who doesn’t have the guts for a little back and forth? Consider yourself BOOTED, you bogus scumbag! Are you going to throw down like a man, or just go through the rest of your measly life with my boot up your butt? (either way, PLEASE, keep the boot!) I’m waiting... Al.