Hello, kiddies, this is your old humorist Crypt Keeper political Dick, wishing you a HORRIBLE Halloween! I’m here to tell you a tale of a creepy, old, old, old house of horrors! Hussein Obama’s Halloween Hip-Hop House of Fear is located in the terrifying Jeckyl and Hyde Park neighborhood of the sinister south side of Sickago, ILLinois. Also home of terrorist monsters William Ayers, Bernadin Dorn, and that ghoulish muslim mummy mischief maker, Louis Farrakhan. Now, is’nt THAT convenient? What other creepy liberal/regressive™ ghouls and goblins are lurking in ’DA HOOD?? I understand Obama recently added an Abbie Hoffman memorial fright wing to the haunted mansion. And if anyone can raise up the ’ol Abbster from the grave, Count Von Obama is offering a bling-bling encrusted string of love beads and a one-way trip to Havana, Cuba to meditate with the “one-foot-in-the-grave”, half-zombie half-corpse dictator, Infidel Castro! By the way, admission to the Count’s horror house is a 260% increase in your taxes and your first born. In honor of the grand opening of his House of Fear, word on the Crypt Keeper’s bloodline has it that Hussein Obama is courting the zombie vote. A Sickago, ILLinois judge has ruled that zombies can list their cemetery plots as their home address and have permission to vote for Count Von Obama on November 4th! 

What’s that you say bunkie? Just can’t channel scary? Well, sweetheart, just vote for Hussein Obama, and that’ll get you there! Isn’t it a little hypocritical for the dummycrat liberal/regressives™ to be accusing conservative Republicans of playing the fear card, when that’s exactly what they’re doing and have done, repeatedly in the past. The dummycrat liberal/regressives™ INVENTED the fear card! Playing the fear card again and again and again. Telling everyone “You will be worse off four years from now, than you are now, with a McCain administration!”

But sometimes you have to fight fear with fear. What people may mistake for FEAR CARD, might actually be simply FAIR WARNING. So, the old Crypt Keeper hopes that all you little kiddies sleep well, tonight, while you can. Because if Count Von Obama gets into the White House next week, between lengthening the recession and turning it into a decade long depression with socialist/communist™ economic policies, and inviting another terrorist attack a hundred times worse than 9/11 with the foreign policy of appeasing terrorists and dictators abroad, life in the good old USA is going to be one long NIGHTMARE! Okay, okay! Maybe the old Crypt Keeper IS dabbling a bit in fear fighting. But hey, at least I'm not a HYPOCRYPTOCRIT!

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