MAYBE IF THEY’RE REEEEEAL GOOD AND STOP LYING,

If you think that Hussein Obama isn’t making campaign commitments of what he intends to do as president that he doesn’t intend to keep, then you’re crazier than a music lover at a Madonna concert. What? You think with all those juicy independent and undecided fence-sitting voters out there, that he’s going to tell the TRUTH? HA - HA - HA! Come ON! All this crap about cutting taxes for the middle class and making health insurance more affordable? Where have you heard THAT before? Of course he doesn’t expect anyone to remember that back in 1992 Clinton and Gore were telling everyone that they were going to cut taxes for the middle class. Did they? Not in the whole eight years, Bubba! And of course when he talks about health insurance, you know he’s never going to mention HOW he plans to do it. Why would he want you to know that he’s planning to nationalize our health insurance like Billary tried to do back in the 90’s? Because he knows that there are still too many intelligent Americans that know it would be a horrible mess. When’s the last time you tried to work out a problem with the IRS? When’s the last time you tried to resolve a mistake made by the Social Security Office, the Labor Department, the INS? When’s the last time you tried to deal with one of your local government agencies? Do you really want some bureaucratic numnut controlling something that affects, more directly than anything, your physical health and well-being???

Getting back to the main point of this rant, the Democrat penchant for lying, let’s examine a little history. Let’s start with Mr. Peanut. Jimmy Carter once claimed to be a “nuclear physicist and a peanut farmer.” He was NEITHER! He only had a bachelor’s degree, and he owned a peanut warehouse. Carter once boasted that at the completion of his term as governor he had left Georgia with a budget surplus of $200 million, but a very diligent journalist discovered that the true amount was $43 million, which was all that remained of a $91 million surplus Carter had inherited when he took office. Carter also once stated that in the 1967 war Israel preemptively attacked Jordan. This is a REALLY big deal: Israel took the West Bank from Jordan, the focus of most of today’s controversy. But the record is very clear that while preemptively attacking Egypt and Syria, Israel pleaded with Jordan (through American intermediaries) to stay out of the fray. King Hussein said NO WAY, and he ordered his forces to attack Israel, and the Israelis fought back. There are a peanut bushel basket full of other Jimmy lies. Google it for yourself. It’s fun!

How about BUBBA? WELL, where to begin? Let’s see, oh yeah; “I did not have sex with that woman!” And then there’s; On Sept. 8,1992, Bill Clinton said, “The only people who will pay more income taxes are the wealthiest 2 percent, those living in households making over $200,000 a year.” In response to a Bush-Quayle ad that people with incomes of as little as $36,000 would pay more taxes under the Clinton plan, Bill Clinton said on Oct. 1, 1992, “It’s a disgrace to the American people that the president (Bush) of the United States would make a claim that is so baseless, that is so without foundation, so shameless in its attempt to get votes under false pretenses.” Yet the NY TIMES in the analysis of Clinton’s budget wrote, “There are tax increases for every family making more than $20,000 a year!” “While Clinton continued to defend his middle-class tax cut publicly, he privately expressed the view to his advisers that it was intellectually dishonest.” (The Agenda, by Bob Woodward, p. 31) And we must not forget that President Clinton said on March 23, 1993 at a press conference: “My economic package will cut $500 billion from the deficit in five years. “Yet the projected deficit in 1998 with Clinton’s budget is $234 billion, the projected deficit in 2001 with Clinton budget is $401 billion. (These figures come from Bill Clinton’s budget document, “A Vision of Change for America.” - Feb. 1993. Also; the NY Times reported that people earning under $100,000 paid an additional $3 billion in ’94. But wait, Clinton and the media claimed that only the top 2% were going to pay more taxes. And yet another; July 1991: Question: “Have you ever used Marijuana or any illegal drugs?” Answer: “I’ve never broken any drug law.” - Arkansas Gazette, July 24th, 1991, p. 8B Asked this 3 times, on 3 separate occasions, by 3 different interviewers, your Great White Hope repeated this claim. Until faced with irrefutable proof, that is. Then he said: March 29th, 1992: “I’ve never broken a state law. But when I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two...” Later, in that same interview, “No one has ever asked me that question point-blank.” - The New York Times, March 30th, 1992, p. A15. How about foreign policy; Bosnia. On the campaign trail, Candidate Clinton said that he was qualified as Commander In Chief of the Arkansas National Guard to make military decisions. As an example, he bragged that if he were elected, he would bomb the Serbs. In May of 1993, he sent Warren Christopher to convince the Europeans to allow him to do just that. Christopher went with the ‘strongest message possible’ to urge England, France, and Germany that he was fully committed to this course. Even as the Secretary of State was waiting to meet with them in Geneva, Your Great White Hope appeared on the tube and said that ‘bombing the Serbs probably wouldn’t be necessary’. Warren Christopher is not noted for emotional displays: Some have suggested that he has had the centers in his brain responsible for emotion surgically removed. After Christopher heard what Fearless Leader did, he ALMOST cracked a frown. The Europeans went ballistic. Later, Clinton pushed the bombing shtick again to make himself look tougher than the average weenie and we all know what happened: The Serbs basically went on to conquer Bosnia. In that sad country you now had Serbian held territory and UN funded and run Serbian concentration camps disguised as ‘safe havens’. The only reason they hadn’t been overrun is the Serbs didn’t have the vaguest idea what to do with the refugees huddled in them. Good ’ol Bubba. Everyone’s favorite liar.

Finally, we explore the many and various non-truths of St. Barak the great. The biggest lie of Hussein Obama is that he is non-partisan. Lately, he has been saying that he is non-partisan in denying his liberal/regressive™ ideology to try to steal the votes of the non-partisan independent undecided voters. HAH! That’s the biggest load of bull crap to roll down the hill since Akamdinawhackjob denied the holocaust. Hussein Obama is more extreme left-wing liberal/regressive™ than my wife is expensive. Lie #2: Barak Obama in 2003,  talking to the AFL/CIO; “I happen to be a proponent of single-payer universal healthcare coverage. That’s what I’d like to see.” In January, 2008, Obama claimed in a nationally televised debate; “I never said that we should try to go ahead and get single-payer.”
Lie #3: On July 28th, the day after his speech at the Democratic convention catapulted him into the national spotlight, Barak Obama told a group of reporters in Boston that the United States had an “absolute obligation” to remain in Iraq long enough to make it a success. “The failure of the Iraqi state would be a disaster,” he said at a lunch sponsored by the Christian Science Monitor, according to an audiotape of the session. “It would dishonor the 900-plus men and women who have already died...  It would be a betrayal of the promise that we made to the Iraqi people, and it would be hugely destabilizing from a national security perspective. In late winter, 2008, on the campaign trail, Obama says he wants to bring the troops home on a timetable.
Lie #4: Obama now says Tony Rezko played a bigger fundraising role. Indicted Chicago businessman Antoin “Tony” Rezko was a more significant fundraiser for presidential candidate Barak Obama’s earlier political campaigns than Obama has previously admitted. Rezko raised as much as $250,000 for the first three offices Obama sought, the senator told the Tribune on Friday. Obama also said for the first time that his private real estate transactions with Rezko involved repeated lapses of judgment. The mistake, Obama said, was not simply that Rezko was under grand jury investigation at the time of their 2005 and 2006 dealings. “The mistake was he had been a contributor and somebody involved in politics,” he said. And this from a guy who is running for office based upon his judgment. Additionally, Obama also has taken in an unknown amount of money from people who attended fund-raising events hosted by Rezko since the mid-1990s. What will be the amount taken from Rezko next month? $500,000? A million??
Lie #5: “I Never Practiced Islam” - WHOA, there holy roller. You practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
Lie #6: “My School In Indonesia Was Christian” - Not Quite. You were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check his book).
(Thus the significance and relevance of my using the name, HUSSEIN, NOT racism! - Dick)
Lie #7: “I Am Tough On Terrorism” - NOPE! You missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel.
Lie #8: “I have the best plan to cure the Mortgage Crisis” - HAH!! You and your campaign buddy Penny “SubPrime Bank Collapse” Prizker have had your little fingers full of subprime cash. Obama has taken $1,180,103 from the top issuers of subprime loans. Obama received $266,907 from Lehman, $5395 from GMAC, $150,850 from Credit Suisse First Boston, $11,250 from Countrywide, $9052 from Washington Mutual, $161,850 from Citigroup, $4600 from CBASS, $170,050 from Morgan Stanley, $1150 from Centex, and last but certainly not least, Obama received $351,900 from Goldman Sachs. I’m sure that cash all came from folks who knew the subprime loan they had was a dream.
Lie #9: Tuesday, August 14, 2007, HANOVER, N.H.; Asked whether he would move U.S. troops out of Iraq to better fight terrorism elsewhere, he brought up Afghanistan and said, “We’ve got to get the job done there and that requires us to have enough troops so that we’re not just air-raiding villages and killing civilians, which is causing enormous pressure over there.”

I could go on and on and on. The point is, who can you really trust more? A Republican politician, or a Democrat politician? John McCain, or Barak Hussein Obama? The choice is yours, America. Anyone for some peanuts, a joint? Or would you rather just have some good old fashioned DEM. CROW?